For those wondering! Why, yes! I have super spermicide! That’s right! Fresh outta da box! Clean! Really clean!

“Yes, I’m selective. No, I’m not a junkie.

Yes, I’ve taken care of myself —

physically, emotionally, and mentally.

So yes…

Let’s just say the seed is strong.”

If you happen to want a child —

one born of clarity, calm, and not chaos —

skip the hard-to-get games.

Don’t hide behind flirtation like a fly behind a window.

Flies don’t have high IQs, and you’re not a fly.

You’re a woman who knows what she wants.

And if what you want is a night that’s more than just skin and heat —

if you want legacy, life,

a spark that starts not with smoke but with truth —

then let’s talk.

Clinic? Maybe.

Syringe? Sure, if that’s your thing.

Your best friend holding your hand? Sweet.

Just know:

this isn’t fast food.

This is heirloom.

This is the kind of DNA they write poems about.

This is love’s potential, even when it doesn’t wear a ring.

A small financial gesture for the process?

Let’s say…

somewhere between art patronage and elite matchmaking.

And if you’re asking ChatGPT for the price?

Let’s call it:

€3.000 tot €7.500 per traject,

inclusief screening, discretie en een berg aan onbetaalbare genen.

But honestly —

ice cream and honesty

will always be the better currency.